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Post by damien on Oct 29, 2007 14:33:47 GMT -8
next time you make a cup of tea trying using mineral water
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Post by watermill on Oct 29, 2007 15:35:43 GMT -8
What happens, What happens !  |
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Post by kirk on Oct 30, 2007 4:32:26 GMT -8
Try making a cup of tea with the water from a tin of tuna.
This is how dolphins enjoy their beverages, try dunking a Mcvities Hobsquid in for xtra satisfiction.
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Post by ozhead on Oct 30, 2007 5:57:24 GMT -8
Sounds a bit fishy to me
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Post by sideards on Oct 30, 2007 13:52:31 GMT -8
i make jamaican blue mountain coffee with spring water and the flavour is considerably more yummy;)
here's my random tip.... dont let your mate drive your 22 year old car towing your caravan for an over 1 thousand mile round trip when you know damn well it's an old banger and it struggles to pull out at roundabouts even when it's not towing and then go expecting it to come back in a driveable condition.
random for you folks maybe, a benefit of hindsight for me !!!!!
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Post by damien on Oct 30, 2007 14:13:31 GMT -8
sideards , when we next meet up it would be really cool if you could spare a bottle of reggae reggae sauce , im feeling the inclination ! my sister is being practising making dumplings ( between you me and the web !! , the last batch turned out more like golf balls ... ) another random tip for your curiosity or immaturity is , source out the food you love , then go to your local convenience store and ask them to get an order ,on the premise you and your friends will buy the stock by a certain date , that way you can eat celestial banquets without struggling to find parking spaces or being run down by renegade cyclists. ill be asking my local corner shop to stock some www.pulsin.co.uk or www.soyfoods.co.uk for xmas |
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Post by philly on Oct 31, 2007 5:05:18 GMT -8
place a tea spoon in a glass on the back seat of your car for a perfect audible road bump severity meter.
and send a bottle of reggae sauce to Germany please.
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Post by philly on Oct 31, 2007 5:07:33 GMT -8
why can't I write sthingy here S P O O N
weird, it turns S P O O N into S T H I N G Y
what the f is that all about?
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Post by ozhead on Oct 31, 2007 8:29:30 GMT -8
Don't get on a mountain bike and ride downhill over dry rutted tracks on farmland trying to catch up with your stupid mate who has done it a million times and you are far too old and haven't been on a bike for years, result - fractured ribs - b*****d!
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Post by sideards on Oct 31, 2007 8:32:02 GMT -8
dont test car batteries the same way as testing those pp3 rectangular batteries...ie lick the contacts
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Post by ozhead on Oct 31, 2007 8:34:22 GMT -8
He He!
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Post by kirk on Oct 31, 2007 8:35:35 GMT -8
Save on gas bills by farting into the rings on the cooker, thus turning the meter backwards
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Post by ozhead on Oct 31, 2007 8:38:35 GMT -8
Don't put a lighted match to it!
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Post by sideards on Oct 31, 2007 8:42:14 GMT -8
Don't put a lighted match to it! now you tell us!!!!! |
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Post by ozhead on Oct 31, 2007 8:45:26 GMT -8
Made I larf!
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Post by sideards on Oct 31, 2007 9:17:30 GMT -8
appartment owners save money on expensive heating bills this winter by pouring petrol into the letterbox of the flat downstairs and stuffing burning toilet paper it. heat rises so voila, a toasty warm home for you without needing to turn the heating on!
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Post by philly on Oct 31, 2007 9:18:20 GMT -8
An empty cornflakes box, sellotaped to the roof of a car makes it look like a taxi (from a distance).
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Post by philly on Oct 31, 2007 9:22:12 GMT -8
Save on gas bills by farting into the rings on the cooker, thus turning the meter backwards Also, get an adapter to help save on electricity too! |
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Post by sideards on Oct 31, 2007 9:22:24 GMT -8
why buy 3 brushes for you bathroom?
simply use your toothbrush for not just your teeth but as a nailbrush and a toilet brush, by reducing the amount of plastic you use you will also save the environment aswell as some money!!
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Post by sideards on Oct 31, 2007 9:24:06 GMT -8
a toblerone triangular tube makes for a lousy contraceptive device
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Post by philly on Oct 31, 2007 9:24:13 GMT -8
could usi it as a pile brush as well.
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Post by philly on Oct 31, 2007 9:25:58 GMT -8
Mashed potato looks a bit like snow and is harmless to the kids.
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Post by sideards on Oct 31, 2007 9:27:47 GMT -8
Bar prices getting too much to bear?  simply spin round on the spot for 10 minutes then stick your fingers down your throat and telephone the speaking clock for a voice to snivel at and say 'i love you' to instead! |
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Post by sideards on Oct 31, 2007 9:30:35 GMT -8
save money on boiled sweets for the trick or treaters this year by handing out stones coated with toothpaste instead
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Post by sideards on Oct 31, 2007 9:38:46 GMT -8
to avoid numerous visits from 'doorstep evangalists' by taking a large amount of LSD and Amphetemines until they do come round, then invite them in saying 'i would love to talk about my faith with you' and then dont let them leave until you have all mutually reached a logical conclusion!!!
(this one really works!!! watch as they miss your place out on future visits to your area)
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Post by ozhead on Oct 31, 2007 9:39:27 GMT -8
Stick a Cucumber through the letterbox and shout "The Martians are coming"!
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Post by sideards on Oct 31, 2007 9:41:11 GMT -8
Stick a Cucumber through the letterbox and shout "The Martians are coming"! why am i getting the notion you have actually done that ozhead??? ;D |
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Post by ozhead on Oct 31, 2007 9:43:40 GMT -8
Something to do on these cold winter evenings ;-)
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Post by ozhead on Oct 31, 2007 9:49:57 GMT -8
Yippee! I am a full member ( sounds a bit obscene)
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Post by sparky on Oct 31, 2007 16:00:26 GMT -8
my member became full quite a while ago, and has stayed that way ever since...
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